It's not a big deal...

New blogging! Stellar.

It's been a minute since my last blog movement and I apologize. Being on tour and having such long drives has left me tired and slightly un-motivated to do anything but become even less motivated. However, I'm not going to create something incredible, introduce it to the masses, then just walk away. I can't let this near masterpiece go unfinished like Donatello's David or Eric Bana's face (God was so close on that one).

Because I want some variety in this blog I've decided that instead of ranting and raving about some nonsense I thought would talk about what's new and going on during this tour. But then I thought, this is my 3rd tour with Social Distortion in the last 6 months... and it's just like the last two... leaving very little to talk about. So what was I to do for content? I had no stories, not even from Vegas (I was in bed almost immediately after the shows...I'm getting old), then it hit me...

Because I've been in some of the more unattractive cities in America in both environment as well as local towns women, I've spent my time eyeballing and taking pictures of funny things around me. So I've decided to share with you a quick slide show of some of my pictures, and begin what will become an occasional posting (mostly when I have nothing else to talk about). I now introduce to you:

"FUNNY GARBAGE I TOOK PICTURES OF AND MAYBE EVEN PUT A CAPTION ON THAT I'M NOT POSTING ON FACEBOOK PART 1"

Just incase the title wasn't clear enough...in these blogs I will post pictures of funny things I took a picture of and probably wont take the time to post on facebook. And some of them I might put a caption on.

Here we go... let me know what you think.

1.American Pie (Get It?)

Got bored... and this happened.

2.Make up your own title.

It was just a funny sign... nothing more. Not even any bacon around.

3.Soberness

Saw this picture and things all around me got really serious. If you know this officer or its your dad or something... please let me know. I would like to tell him how sobering he is.

That's actually it I guess. When I started I thought I had more. There's really not a whole lot going on here in the mid-west. Oh... I saw an Amish family in a horse and buggy... tried to get a picture but failed. Anyways... enjoy for now.

Sober,
Casey.

Warning: This is sports related.

     It’s the NBA playoffs, awesome.  This may also mark the end what I wouldn’t describe as an “era” but more of a “fling”.  I’m writing of course about the Sacramento Kings who are most likely packing their bags and telling yet another city “it’s not you, it’s me” but we all know what’s really going on Sacramento…. You were just the sensitive lady in a relationship with another selfish guy with commitment issues that you thought you could change.  But it’s ending the same as always… you’re upset, alone and still no ring.  Look at their past.  The've hardly been able to hold a relationship longer than 10 years and for 3 years in the '70s they we're in 2 cities at once.  What did you expect?  

     Alas, don’t be too heart broken.  There are other pointless fish in the seas of professional basketball.  If you’re standards are still as low as they were when you rooted for the Kings you can always root for the even less relevant Golden State Warriors.  Sure its going to be a long distance relationship, and you know what?  You’ll probably still never see that ring you’ve always wanted.  But Golden State has a much better track record than the Kings as far as loyalty to a City.

Anywho...

...After not keeping up with my past blog and not blogging-in on a regular basis as most bloggers (that's not a racial slur is it?) do I've decided to retire my prior blog and reboot my blogging endeavors with a whole new blog.  So far I'm off to a blogging good start having used the word "blog" eight times already. Blog (9).
     What are my goals with this new blog?  That's simple.  Get famous.  Duh.  This will end in one of 14 ways.  1: Urban Outfitters will offer me a ton of money for a novelty book filled with my hilarious blogs. 2: I'll be shot down in a hail of gun fire in Detroit. 3: Michael Bay will approach me with a screen play meant to be played by me because it's based off of this blog. 4-14:  Use your imagination... as long as it end with me making the news.
     Anyways, I'm gonna go cook dinner.  Should be rad.

Cheers,
Casey

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