It’s the NBA playoffs, awesome. This may also mark the end what I wouldn’t describe as an “era” but more of a “fling”. I’m writing of course about the Sacramento Kings who are most likely packing their bags and telling yet another city “it’s not you, it’s me” but we all know what’s really going on Sacramento…. You were just the sensitive lady in a relationship with another selfish guy with commitment issues that you thought you could change. But it’s ending the same as always… you’re upset, alone and still no ring. Look at their past. The've hardly been able to hold a relationship longer than 10 years and for 3 years in the '70s they we're in 2 cities at once. What did you expect?
Alas, don’t be too heart broken. There are other pointless fish in the seas of professional basketball. If you’re standards are still as low as they were when you rooted for the Kings you can always root for the even less relevant Golden State Warriors. Sure its going to be a long distance relationship, and you know what? You’ll probably still never see that ring you’ve always wanted. But Golden State has a much better track record than the Kings as far as loyalty to a City.
